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Yellowjackets – Episode 2: F Sharp
Back in the 90’s, the plane has gone down, but Misty’s value has gone up. For the first time ever she’s HBIC and she is not giving that power up. […]
Yellowjackets – Episode 1: Pilot
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the girls from “The Facts of Life” were in an “Alive” type situation and then went full “Lord of the […]
Holiday Hootenanny 2021
It’s the holidays, which means some of us are going away on tropical vacations and the rest of us are stuck in the arctic tundra. It also means we didn’t […]
Midnight Mass – Book 7: Revelation
It’s the end of days on Crockett Island after Easter Vigil Mass turned into a bloodbath. Ali reconsiders his betrayal, Father Paul tries to make up for lost time, and […]
Midnight Mass – Book 6: Acts of the Apostles
Erin, still in shock from Riley’s decision to go out in a blaze of glory, decides to row back to the island, and boy are her arms tired. She gathers […]
Midnight Mass – Book 5: Gospel
It’s the day after Riley’s attack, and Erin is pissed he never showed up to Netflix and chill. Father Paul is calling for the parishioners to join his army…of the […]
Midnight Mass – Book 4: Lamentations
We don’t know what is in those damn Taco Bell Fiestas, but Father Paul really needs to stop eating them. The stomach grumbles in this episode are ungodly. Erin and […]
Midnight Mass – Book 3: Proverbs
Knock, knock. Who’s there? It’s Leeza and she’s not selling Avon. She’s handing out truth bombs and Joe is pretty upset that he didn’t turn off the lights and pretend […]
Midnight Mass – Book 2: Psalms
It’s Ash Wednesday, which means the folks on Crockett Island don’t go to work, but instead hold the Crock Pot Lunch, where the beer and poison are flowing. Bad news […]
Midnight Mass – Book I: Genesis
We are finally back from our extended hiatus and diving headfirst into Midnight Mass. Washed-up venture capitalist Riley Flynn is here, and he’s not having a great time. He is […]
Top Ten Talk – Part 2
It’s that time of year again! Join us for a discussion of our top 10 favorite shows from this past year. Let us know if you agree, disagree, or if […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 10 – Hostile Witness
Cruel Summer has led us down some crazy rabbit holes and leapt over some giant plot holes, but it is finally over. Kate and Jeanette face off in court and […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 9 – A Secret of My Own
This episode is filled with so much cringe that we recommend consulting a chiropractor before watching because your shoulders will be up to your ears. We learn that Greg Turner […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 8 – Proof
It’s the first day of school at Skylin High, which doesn’t mean much because no one actually goes to class. In 1993, Mallory has big plans to unveil her prank […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 7 – Happy Birthday, Kate Wallis
Kate was not about to let Jeanette take her sloppy seconds again. She is about to have the worst birthday three years in a row! Take that, Jeanette! Our girl […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 6 – An Ocean in Me
1993 Jeanette is still in her “I want to be bad” phase, which leads to her being thrown in mall jail and a closet. Cindy Turner shows off her impressive […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 5 – As the Carny Gods Intended
It’s time for the county fair! Jeanette and Kate are super excited to show off their 4-H projects. Just kidding. They’re actually both really excited to stalk people and have […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 4 – You Don’t Hunt, You Don’t Eat
The Wallis family is taking a hunting trip…for three years. Also, surprise! Kate has a stepsister (?!), a new BFF (sorry, Captain and Tennille), and possibly another personality. We get […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 3 – Off with a Bang
This episode is called Off with a Bang, but it’s really more of a whimper. Nothing much happens other than our desire to buy the Turner Family cable so they […]
Cruel Summer – Episode 2 – A Smashing Good Time
This week we get Kate’s version of events of what happened in 1993-95. She starts out with the perfect life with the perfect family and the not so perfect Texas […]