Yellowjackets – Season 2 Episode 9: Storytelling

Girls- Hey Van, tell us the story!

Van – Of course. Settle in children with your frozen dinner of sweet, sweet Javi meat, and I’ll spin you a tale of woe. Once upon a time…

Lottie-Hey! Do you guys remember when Shauna kicked my ass? That was a rough but I recovered in 3 days so it’s cool.

Van – Once upon a time, there was a group of adult women and not a one of them knew how to shuffle cards properly..

Lottie – I like corn!

Van – And they all gathered together at a compound with their poor life choices. I’m looking at you Callie.

Lottie – I’ve got an idea. Let’s murder each other!

We wish this was an exaggeration but it’s pretty close to the plot of this episode. Let’s dive in and see who doesn’t make it out of the woods alive.

– Tiffany and Kelly

– Song credit – Scott Holmes – “Hotshot”

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